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Saturday, April 10, 2004

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Friday, April 09, 2004


Just trying out the new template

Dedicated to my Friend Scott (the EX VEGETARIAN)

Scott sold out and I am mad at him because he eats helpless chickens now. Just after I decide that my vegetarian diet should go further, like to level 5 Vegan. My friend here decides to "chicken out", while I throw away my beautiful Itallian leather shoes, some shampoo that is made of whale fat, and a bunch of other anti-Vegan items that I own. Well you know what Scott, go a head and chicken out all you want......I may join you in a few weeks, when I am half dead and starving.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Whilst I am enduring my exams I figured that I would not blog about anything too serious, I fear my head may burst. My philosophy professor humorously pointed out that students do most of their learning during exam period. I shall agree to that statement as I will be learning all the philosophy I can cram into my head in these next few weeks. Good luck to all. So, for now, as to not let my blog die out like sarah's did *cough cough* I will pass along a cute quiz that I found on a fellow Redeemerite's blog. Enjoy.

A quiz.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says
"His mother contends that he vowed not to take drugs" From the book Let's be Healthy.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A wall

What is the last thing you watched on T.V.?
The Apprentice

Without looking, guess what time it is?

Now look at the clock what is the actual time?

With the exception of the computer what can you hear?
The dryer

When did you last step outside, what were you doing?
I was running into the house from my car at 7PM, I always run from my car to my house for some reason, just a dumb habit I guess.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Actually, Rob Joustra's blog. I wanted to read about the Blogger Bash.

What are you wearing?
My altime favourite jeans. The legs are actually long enough and the waist fits perfectly. I love my butt in these jeans. And I am wearing my Redeemer tee shirt.

Did you dream last night?
No, but I did sleep walk the other night. I am not even going to spill the details. He he he, oh man...

When did you last laugh?
Umm....hmmm, that is a tough question. I don't usually laugh. I am more of a serious person that sort of quietly chuckles. Oh I did laugh at *cough cough* with my lab instructor today....She is hilarious.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
ok, um, a huge picture of me (I am in my mother's living room), a clock, a plaque thingy that says nice stuff on it. Umm tons of baby pictures, and other pictures, and more stuff.

Seen anything weird lately?
Um, no I haven't "seen" anything weird, but I did "experience" something weird.

What is the last film you saw?
Cat in the Hat.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Realistically I would pay off my tuition. And maybe I would buy a house. A really huge house that my whole family could live in excluding someone and his company. And I would attach a kick a** security system with a whole wack of security dogs that wouldn't poop on my lawn. Living with my WHOLE family would be weird though, because we are super super crazy....but we all get along

Tell me something about you that I don't know
I have three boobs...no I am kidding...ummm ok, I am helplessly addicted, I mean like OMG(osh) so addicted to classical music, like in my car (Lola) I listen to the stuff cranked so loudly....it is insane, and I listen to it when I get home and...maybe you already knew this about me? uh....ok....I have never picked my nose. I have scratched it with Kleenex, but never picked. My mother can verify that. I am freakishly scared of germs, and HATE the feeling of anything in my hands. ANYTHING. ok.....

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
World peace (tosses blonde hair aside). Um no really I wouldn't change anything really. I wouldn't know where to start and if I could only change one thing, it may be the worst choice. I wouldn't want the position to change the one thing, I would like to help....but not be the "it" dude.

Do you like to dance?
In some situations I do like to dance. I would pity anyone watching.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sophia, Madelaine I also like the name Alexia

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Elliot, Simon or Elijah (I cant just narrow it down to one name....)

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Um I actually had the opportunity to do that, and I rejected it. I enjoy Canada. I also enjoy Portugal I would move to Portugal anyday.

Tuesday, April 06, 2004


last cigarette: never
last kiss: hmm
last good cry: two weeks ago
last library book checked out: The Dialectic of Sex, due three weeks ago, still in my possession. Feminism book.
last movie seen: Cat in the Hat
last book read: Norton Anthology of English Literature
last cuss word uttered:crap
last food consumed: a weiner
last phone call: Karen, telling me where something was
last tv show watched: Everybody Loves Raymond
last shoes worn: My Favourite Anti- Vegan shoes (I am not quite a vegan yet, if not for the shoes and my need to eat tuna....)
last cd played: Cold Mountain Soundtrack
last item bought: Nail Polish
last downloaded: not sure
last annoyance: my lack of knowledge in a certain area
last disappointment: My mother's mood
last soda drank: two saturdays ago I drank half a can of Orange pop
last thing handwritten: Second Shepherd's Play
last words spoken: "no I don't think he is"
last sleep: this afternoon for maybe 10 minutes on two chairs in the __-Spot
last im: Karlie's boyfriend
last weird encounter: this afternoon having a "when we're old and have had a zillion children" conversation with Sarah
last ice cream eaten: Vanilla and Strawberry jam
last amused: after having a "when we're old and have had a zillion children" conversation with Sarah
last time wanting to die: I wanted to die two weeks ago, I had way to many things due at once.
last time in love: Carrie is my ain true love
last time hugged: Yesterday
last time scolded: maybe when I was like 15
last chair sat in: This computer chair
last lipstick used: I use lip gloss never lip stick
last shirt worn: Jacob Connexion sage golf tee
last time dancing: ha....ummmm
last poster looked at: some poster in the lounge at school
last show attended: Nuttcracker Suite, at Christmas
last webpage visited: Sarah's blog....

1 MINUTE AGO: listening to the toilet flush
1 HOUR AGO: drove into my driveway
1 DAY AGO: writing my religion paper
1 WEEK AGO: wracking my brain over my religion paper
1 YEAR AGO: wracking my brain over my final exams
current clothes: sage golf tee and blue satin pj pants and brown socks
current mood: apprehensive
current music: some rap crap that my home-bro is listening to
current taste: weiner tasting saliva
current hair: pony tail, oh sexy
current annoyance: television
current smell: my deoderant, smells yummy
current thing I should be doing: writing my religion paper
current desktop picture: a funny comic that I found
current refreshment: water
current worry: that I wont get my paper written and other worry, but I don't worry too much


i'd just like to say a big congratulations on the renaissance of my dear friend Sarah Schofield's blog

Monday, April 05, 2004


I want to rant for a minute. This is in no way an intellectual stimulating rant. I feel a little less than intellectual at the moment, as I did not so great on my freaking Philosophy of History test. YEAH I READ THE BOOK and YEAH I KNEW WHAT AN ANACHRONISM WAS. Knew and was are the operative words in that sentence. Anyways, that was I digression. Oh speaking of digressions, I have two Dr. Loney classes tomorrow and I think that I will be pretty emotional, as they will be my very last ones with him ever. There was a Harry Vandyke day a few days ago, and I think there should be a Doug Loney day. He has been my favourite professor. Actually he and my French professor. She was the best, always making us work so hard (which I did, naturally). Anyway, Loney is one of the kindest people I know, and he is packed full of useless knowledge, I mean Trivial pursuit knowledge. He makes his classes so enjoyable and easy to actually want to come to, even at 8PM. Anyway, I don't know how I will survive my final year without hearing the word "digression" or "and this word comes from" or his dry Monty Pythonesque jokes. There really should be a day to commemorate him (was that a word?)
Ok, that was a huge digression, now on to my rant. I hate the colour yellow. I think it is the single most disgusting colour that has ever been creative. I am not one to go hating colours, or be racist or anything, but yellow is just plain gross. When people wear yellow (I apologize now) it is not flattering. And it barely matches anything, maybe black, but who wants to go around looking like a bumble bee, for crying out loud. I am sorry if your favourite colour is yellow, or you insist on wearing yellow, but it is such an ugly colour. And besides, I can't speak for anyone else, but I am sure some will agree, that it hurts eyes to look at....UGH!
Ok, that was my rant. I have plenty more, but they will include speaking of people who are not so high up on my list at the moment (professors especially).
Oh, I also have some uper fantastical, superific news (yes JD I am pregnant...he he, inside joke). Actually, I don't want to just share this news on public internet, so if you want to know what it is, just ask. Anyways, that is it for me tonight.